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With all the forest fires around Prince George, it has been very smokey around here the last few days. But, really, is all this smoke really coming from forest fires? Mike's top five other things that could be causing all this smoke.#5. They're shooting a remake of that Cheech and Chong movie from 1978.
#4. Someone didn't clean the grill after the last time they used it and now the chicken is going to smell like burnt s'mores.
#3. Somebody's fire pit must be 61 cm across! (see 60 cm rule).
#2. Four words: Frank's red hot sauce.
#1. Shorty fire burnin' on the dance floor, whoa oh oh?!
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She was named after the British novelist Rumer Godden. Daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Rumer Willis 22..- Writes her own songs, and plays both the piano and guitar. Is often mistaken for Michelle Branch and vice versa. She is best known for the single "A Thousand Miles" from her debut album, Be Not Nobody. Vanessa Carlton 30..
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- Was a cheerleader in Highschool. Has an IQ of 140. Nickname, Madge. Born, Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone. Madonna 52..
Thirty-four percent of us have napped in the last 24 hours. A survey of 1,488 adults revealed that, overall, men are more likely to nap than women. Napping for just 10 minutes can enhance your alertness, mood, and mental performance..
Mike's top five things you should know about napping.
#5. If it's under an hour it's a nap, over an hour, it's sleep.
#4. If you awake from one of your 'naps' and your wife is wacking your SUV with a golf iron and you drive into a tree – maybe it wasn't technically a 'nap'.
#3. Your pants must remain on the entire time (particularly important if you're napping at work).
Mike's top five signs that summer is half over.
#5. The kids are ALWAYS home and holy cow do they ever ask a lot of questions!
#4. I’m thinking about returning my fishing license for a full refund. Two small trout at Superstore = $6, one fishing license = $40.
#3. I can already totally block out anyone saying "are we there yet?".
#2. The radio station staff has been off on so many holidays, I'm not entirely sure I'll even recognize Lisa D, when I see her at the end of August.
#5. Put on extra ice cubes before you leave for work and consider putting a couple of ice packs in your pockets on the way out the door too.
#4. If you find yourself at the LC, pay the extra buck for the stuff from the cooler.
#3. See if the garden hose will reach the bedroom (for an improvised water bed in needed).
#2. Lock down the oven. Nobody cooks anything indoors! Coffee and toast cooked on the BBQ!
#1. Consider “just sandals” today, instead of your usual “socks and sandals”!
Just to let you know that the top 5 thing seriously doesn't work. It is the reason all my colleagues and myself cannot listen to the river in the morning. Just some constructive criticism do what you may with it. Get rid of it if you are after listeners.
Thank you, Jason
Mike's top five reasons for not getting rid of Mike's top five.
#5. It would create an opportunity for an even more “tough to listen to” top 6 or top 7 list or God forbid a top 10 list.
#4. The void created between 7:10 and 7:12 every morning might cause people to nod off and go back to sleep making them late for work.
#3. What? And admit we were wrong about the whole “Mike's top five will make us number one”, that we told Jim Pattison back in the 90's.
#2. It's hard to appreciate really good humor, unless you have something to compare it to.
#1. Without a daily counting backwards exercise DJ's lose their counting backwards abilities. That's what happened to Casey Kasem.
#5. Despite the city's exotic animal ban, the kids did get to pet a house cat and they did get to wrestle with JoJo the naughty shitzu.
#4. The only clowns around were eleven councilors and the mayor.
#3. Popcorn wasn't $17!
#2. You found yourself stuck on the banks of the Nechako River and you couldn't remember where you left your car.
#1. A guy named Mike was sitting in one chair and a girl named Lisa was in the other chair.
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