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The 57th Annual PG Music Festival is wrapping up. Two Finale Performances will be Friday night at the PG Playhouse. “The Showcase” at 5:30pm (I'll be there to host) and then “The Gala Concert” at 8pm. Gala tickets are $10.00 and available at Studio 2880 or at the door. Again this year, I was entered in the music festival, but I didn't do so well. Here are some of the reasons why I think I didn't do so well.#5. Some in the audience seemed put off by my Team Canada jersey, my big foam finger and the uni-tard I borrowed from Judy Russel's The Nutcracker!
#4. The words “utterly awful” seemed to come up a lot during judges comments.
#3. The bulk of my repertoire may have included too many Kesha and Lady Gaga songs (particularly my accordion remix of TikTok).
#2. Apparently nothing on Guitar Hero II qualifies as Post Romantic Impressionist.
#1. One of the judges may have a point - maybe I have watched School of Rock too many times.
March is here! Aside from Olympic athletes that inspired a nation going back to surviving on dorm food and begging for government hand outs. Mike's top five other ways you can tell it's March.
#5. Five months worth of doggie nuggets are simmering on school fields and playgrounds.
#4. We've been out of playoff contention for several weeks already.
#3. After missing the RRSP deadline again, you realize you've been mathematically eliminated from retirement.
#2. A lot more kids in elementary schools raising their hands to spell this month more than last month.
#1. You have soccer cleats, court shoes AND hockey skates in the back of the van.
#1a. Feels like you haven't heard the word Groundhog in quite a few weeks.
With the Olympics over, the TV can now be returned to it's natural state. Mike's top five signs the TV is back to normal.
#5. Nothing much worthwhile on.
#4. Jay Leno has a new job (his old one).
#3. Your eyes have to adjust back to a regular-def TV picture.
#2. The only talk of gold and silver is now from those "Cash for Gold" commercials (http://www.cashforgoldcanada.com/).
#1. World class elite athletics replaced by a rude British guy in a tight t-shirt, 20 castaways at Tribal Council and Uncle Charlie trying to put Tiger Woods out of business.
The 2010 Winter Olympics wrap up on Sunday. Mike's top five signs the Olympics are almost over.
#5. More excuses than empties on Vancouver streets.
#4. You've totally memorized Germany's and Norway's national anthems.
#3. Note to self: Get kids out of hockey and into short track speed skating and curling.
#2. You've had enough of picturing fellow co-workers from around the office wearing those speed skater suits.
#1. The Team Canada jersey you've worn to work for the last two weeks is starting to smell a little 'game worn'.
Auctionnet is online now. They say this year there is more than 400,000 dollars worth of merchandise and services up for bid. If you're new to online auctions, here are Mike's top five tips for CKPGAuctionnet.
#5. Unlike 'live' auctions, jumping up and down and waving your hands: perfectly fine.
#4. Be inventive with your screen name. Don'tTouchMyDrill, LeaveThisItemAlone002 or thisItemIsDiscontinued234.
#3. Avoid phoning every 15 minutes just to double check that we got your bid.
#2. If you're on Auctionnet at work. Every once in while, look at your desk and move a piece of paper around a bit.
#1. Remember the more people who know about this, the more competition, so whatever you do, try and keep it to yourself!
This is RRSP season. Experts say it's important to have a strategy when it comes to saving for retirement. Top five signs your financial strategy is flawed.
#5. It involves selling your red Olympic mittens on Ebay for twice what you paid for them.
#4. It involves saving $1.10 a day by getting the combo, instead of getting your fries and drink separately.
#3. The last guy who gave you financial advice was named Ponzie.
#2. It involves getting two mediums instead of one large during Tim Hortons Roll Up The Rim campaign.
#1. You're getting financial advice from Mike's top five list on the radio.
Psychologists have introduced the diagnosis FAD -- Facebook Addiction Disorder -- as a new kind of addiction disorder. If you've got FAD, maybe it's time to quit Facebook. Mike's top five signs it's time to quit Facebook.
#5. You suck at Farmville and Mafia Wars.
#4. You find your work is becoming a nice break from Facebook.
#3. You have run out of clever status updates and have become a frequent visitor to StatusIAm.com.
#2. You just realized you are so much less interesting than everyone else you know and you are reminded of that fact every day of your life.
#1. Honestly, it's really starting to eat into your Twitter time!
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