Mike's top five

There is an air quality advisory in effect for us this week. It's not expected to get better until Saturday. People that have lived here a long time find it hard to tell when the air quality is bad. Top five ways to tell the air quality is really bad.
#5. The dog isn't even owning up to this one.
#4. Costco totally sold out of Febreeze.
#3. The mayor is feeling free to ask city councilors to pull his finger now.
#2, PG Esporta hiring extra staff.
#1. Even people from Chilliwack are complaining about the smell.