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Preparations for going to a rock concert if you are over 40

Mike's Top Five List
Thursday, 10 July 2008 04:03
Hedley, tonight at CN Centre. Mike's top five preparations for going to a rock concert if you are over 40.

#5. Instead of earplugs – plug in your i-pod and blast John Tesh's “Silence is Golden”.

#4. If the last concert you went to was Honeymoon Suite at the Coliseum – FYI, apparently white socks, sandals, shorty shorts and neon muscle shirts are no longer “hip”.

#3. This is a rock concert – no questions, no talking.

#2. Don't take any sinus medication today. You want to be good and stuffed up tonight.

#1. Reschedule everything tomorrow that will require your hearing.

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