Mike's top five

Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Tuesday today! Top five signs maybe you've had too many pancakes.
#5. You are actually perspiring maple syrup.
#4. You got the days mixed up and ended up eating six weeks worth of pancakes.
#3. That guy from that internet casino is calling to buy ad space on your belly!
#2. You keep saying you couldn't eat another bite; but you DO. Then your chest cavity explodes with a shower of bacon bits and syrupy dough all over the kitchen floor.
#1. The manager explains to you in no uncertain terms, that the staff would like to go home before midnight, so this is definitely your last panokoek.