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Mike's Top Five List
It's May! May gets it's name from the Greek goddess Maia (Goddess of Mosquitoes). May is the fifth month of the year and one of seven Gregorian months with 31 days (from the Yiddish greg-Ormous: Very large mosquito). You can tell it's May around here; the outdoor garden centers open, indoor wood stove centers close. Mike's top five other ways to tell it's now May.
#5. It seems like it’s been a month since someone has fooled you.
#4. It's now closer to the next Cougar season, than end of last season.
#3. You keep reminding yourself to return your neighbors snow blower so you can borrow his lawn mower soon.
#2. You start getting phone calls from the electronics store saying it’s time to give them their money from their 2004 “Don’t Pay Until May 2009 Event”.
#1. You stop plugging in your block heater and start plugging in your bug zapper.
Friday, 01 May 2009 05:22
It's May! May gets it's name from the Greek goddess Maia (Goddess of Mosquitoes). May is the fifth month of the year and one of seven Gregorian months with 31 days (from the Yiddish greg-Ormous: Very large mosquito). You can tell it's May around here; the outdoor garden centers open, indoor wood stove centers close. Mike's top five other ways to tell it's now May.#5. It seems like it’s been a month since someone has fooled you.
#4. It's now closer to the next Cougar season, than end of last season.
#3. You keep reminding yourself to return your neighbors snow blower so you can borrow his lawn mower soon.
#2. You start getting phone calls from the electronics store saying it’s time to give them their money from their 2004 “Don’t Pay Until May 2009 Event”.
#1. You stop plugging in your block heater and start plugging in your bug zapper.
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