Mike's top five

This probably wasn't the best weekend to go camping, but still many consider the May long weekend the start of the camping season, regardless of the weather. It should be easy to spot those hearty campers at work this morning. Mike's top five signs someone at work went camping over the long weekend.
#5. They're trying to read the small print on their cell phone warranty to see what it says about damage from severe cold.
#4. They have a bad case of frostbite AND sunburn.
#3. They walk into the lunchroom and kiss the microwave.
#2. Puss filled, blotchy, swollen eyes and face from a rare combination of mosquito bites, allergies and using gasoline to start the campfire.
#1. There's a new note on the bulletin board - Coleman stove, lantern and tent for sale, cheap!