Mike's top five

The Ugly Truth with Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler opens today at FP6. On their web site they're asking people to submit their own 'ugly truths' like 'sometimes you fall in love alone', 'you will someday look like your parents' and 'both men and women can act like children'. Mike's top five other 'ugly truths'.
#5. You're becoming too good at convincing yourself to get the x-large poutine, because it makes financial sense.
#4. Nobody should wear spandex. Anywhere. Ever.
#3. Carrot Top has way more facebook friends than you ever will.
#2. Mike's top five does not always include five funny items.
#1. You'd rather be watching G-Force than Ugly Truth tonight!

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