Mike's top five

ICBC is trying to increase awareness of the potential of vehicle theft, during the Christmas shopping season. They're saying don't leave expensive looking items in view in your car, be sure to lock your car, never leave it running – Mike's top five other ways to help prevent vehicle theft.
#5. Get a personalized license plate that reads: BAIT CAR.
#4. Bumper sticker that says “My other car is your mom!”
#3. Only park beside really expensive, unlocked cars.
#2. Instead of flashing lights, a siren and honking horn, setup your car alarm so a creepy giant voice invites thieves to wait there a minute while he goes around back to let the draw bridge down so Rusty and Gerome can come inside.
#1. Keep a partially inflated Amy Winehouse doll sitting hunched over in the passenger seat.