Mike's top five

Mike's top five other differences between real and fake Christmas trees.
#5. Fake tree: Clean, odor free representation of the Yule season. Real tree: The Griswalds.
#4. Fake tree: Folds back in the box on the 26th, Christmas done. Real tree: Still picking pine needles off the couch in June.
#3. Fake tree: Amy Winehouse. Real tree: Uma Thurman.
#2. Fake tree: Metal, plastic and wire. Real tree: Bugs, snow and bear poop.
#1. Fake tree: Dog sees something that looks like a tree. Real tree: Hey, they bought me a doggie urinal!

Tree Facts Fake vs Real

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