Mike's top five

Turns out 18% of  Canadian companies will be handing out cash bonuses for Christmas this year. Other popular Christmas bonus gifts for staff this year include dinners, event tickets and gift cards. Mike's top five not so popular Christmas bonus gifts.
#5. T-shirt that says “Just glad to be working, anywhere”.
#4. Long winded explanation about the world economic crisis and how everyone thinks it's all over but it's not.
#3. Tinseled boss singing Santa Baby at the staff meeting.
#2. Supervisor's book of awkward Christmas party conversation starters.
#1. Blindfold and a smoke.