Mike's top five

Mike's top five signs you’re a little too ready for Christmas.
#5. Two words: Tinsel rash.
#4. In your outdoor nativity scene, the three wise men are now sitting, one shepherd is missing and Joseph 'will be right back, he just had to run to the store'.
#3. You are on your third advent calendar.
#2. The 'My Little Pony playset' under the tree is now the 'My Old Mare taxidermy set'.
#1. Thank you cards, done! Valentine’s Day cards, ready to go! You are now working on Easter.