Mike's top five

We're getting close to Christmas day! Here are Mike's top five things overheard in Santa's workshop 11 days before Christmas.
#5. Hey, whose tiny little fingers are those over by the table saw?
#4. Rudolph's nose? Collagen - I'm just saying..
#3. DS, Wii, PS3! Doesn't anybody want a pony anymore?
#2. We're being ripped off! Six bucks an hour and no overtime for working stats.. shh, he's coming.
#1. Hey Santa, back off! YOU try building 2 million Wiis using nothing but 13th century Victorian woodworking tools!

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