Mike's top five

Top five signs you’ve selected a less than perfect Christmas tree.
#5. It suffers from Evergreen E.D.
#4. The sign where you bought the tree says: “Trees three bucks, No cops”.
#3. Four coat hangers are missing from your closet and no one can find the broom or the cat anymore.
#2. It's a kitchen chair with a construction paper star taped to the top and string of half eaten popcorn around the bottom (and it's in Lindsay Rae's living room).
#1. It hangs in the window, is very very small and makes the whole car smell piny fresh.

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