Mike's top five

Lisa starts Monday. Top five things I'll have to remember with a new co-host here.
#5. Don't refer to her as Melissa, Jody, Amy, Jessica or Lindsay or Shawna or Ken.
#4. Don't talk too much about space travel, conspiracy theories and war movies for the first few weeks.
#3. Never ention-may the ood-fay ash-stay in the upboard-kay.
#2. Seal up that clause in the contract about 'you may leave after the completion of one year of your sentence – err job”.
#1. Don't refer to her as Number Six.