Mike's top five

Groundhog day is Tuesday. Mike's top five ways to have fun on Groundhog Day.
#5. Shovel away the 4 inches of snow from around the hole entrance. If you live in the Hart, shovel away the 14 feet of snow from around the hole.
#4. Go around the office all day making crude jokes about seeing 'Willy's shadow.'
#3. Go around telling everyone that Whiarton Willy did not see his shadow again last year - because he's been dead for 11 years.
#2. Get up on the morning, put on your Wookie costume, run around the backyard screaming “me shadow, me shadow, I can'ts finds me shadow”.
#1. A pile of fake fur on the kitchen floor, a large box of Groundhog Helper on the counter and let the kids figure it out for themselves.