Mike's top five

There are two seminars on spotting counterfeit money in the city today. Mike's top five other ways to spot phony money.
#5. An unusual amount of chaffing around your dance thong.
#4. When you hold it up to the light, it bursts into flames.
#3. After the guy gives it to you he gets all frigidity and then runs outside screaming 'you won't take me alive coppers'!
#2. The word ten is spelled incorrectly more then once (just once could be forgiven, but twice?).
#1. The picture of the queen looks a little too much like Lady Gaga.

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