Mike's top five

Friday the winter Olympics open in Vancouver with the slogan "with glowing hearts". Here are the top five slogans they rejected for the games.
#5. 'Welcome to the 2010 games. After your event, please urinate in this bottle and take it over to the results table for analysis'.
#4. 'East Vancouver?! There's no east Vancouver'.
#3. 'Vancouver 2010. Please don't park in Surrey'.
#2. 'Vancouver - Inviting the world to come and pay (ummm, play)'.
#1. 'The winter Olympics. Free tickets for politicians and their buddies'!